I AM BLOGGING.
I’ve never blogged before. I hate the word blog. I don’t think I have a very unique point of view. I am probably not very smart. I can’t roller skate.
BUT, I like to write down some of the bullshit that flies between my ears on occasion. If you would like to read aforementioned bullshit, I’d be flattered. This is where you’ll find it.
Generally, I like to talk about things that make us all uncomfortable: politics, religion, race, poverty, societal norms, gender, sex, drugs, capitalism, ya know, all the good stuff. One of my favorite pastimes is to point out how ignorant we all are, in a very sarcastic, sometimes hypocritical manner. If you follow me on all my other social media outlets (aka Myspace), you probably already know this about me.
I imagine (if I actually keep up with this bullshit) my posts will range from “dead serious” to “poop jokes”. I figure you can’t go wrong either way.
So, I guess I should say a little something of substance; after all, I’m going out of my way to make this first post, and you, for reasons I don’t understand, are still reading along. I’ll keep it short and sweet.
I say unto thee, dear blog reader, with all the gravitas which my generation prides itself in possessing: